I don't have a pic of Julie, but her delicious lasagne will have to serve as a proxy - or at least what's left of it.
Mel decided to wear some of it.
Big news from Maggie and Ryan....
They have been invited to a local meeting of Scientologists. An honor Ryan likened to joining the Skull and Bones Society.
Soon they will be drug free, as the creed dictates...
I am telling you....this family is obsessed with feces.
It's a wonder UJ is not as corpulent as DrMark, the serial dater.
Remember last August when we all had the privelege of first meeting Sarah's beau Peetah?
While we barbequed it up at my crib, Peetah was lost, circling the city of Boston multiple times trying to find the party. Sarah spent the whole night on her cell phone trying to rein in the nomad, lost in his hometown desert.
So we all knew that he was "directionally challenged", but how the heck did he get lost this past Saturday. We were sitting at Vinny T's waiting to order and the young couple was nowhere to be found. Well, they got lost again. Most of us just walked the fifty yards from the bowling alley to the restaurant. But the cute couple drove, and drove, and drove. They went down route 9 all the way to the mall and back. I have included a satellite map below to properly punctuate this folly.
In fact the map exaggerates the distance by 100% - these buildings are adjacent for crying out loud. Please click on it to enlarge, and laugh to your heart's content.
Even without the blog, this event would live on, unforgettably for years.
It was only superceded by TimL's bowling performance.
He bowled a World Record low of 20 in his first string.
11 of his first 12 rolls found the gutter. He carded 6 goose eggs in his first string. A blind, broken-armed, retarded paraplegic could have beaten TimL.
DrMark came predictably late, and showed TimL up.
He only rolled his first 5 into the gutter.
