Wedding Facts

• First of all, I think I speak for everyone in saying that the entire weekend was a blast.
  
• Wayne showed his virility by inhaling an artichoke pizza. Next perhaps he'll be trying out metrosexual TimL's bio-organic maple face cream.
  
• Ryan went from the most underdressed at the ceremony (jeans) to the most overdressed with the $2,000 Gucci suit he wore to the reception. However, one of his nameless aunts-in-law remarked that he donned the same $10 haircut throughout.
  
• DrMark dispelled the rumor that he was dating a senorita from Worcester - the demographic we all thought he was trying to get away from. He copped to dating a Bolivian chica whose life was in turmoil because ascendant socialists were nationalizing her family's airline business. DrMark elaborated, proudly declaring that he broke up with her on principle. He agreed with the Communists and thought they should give up ownership of the business "for the good of the state".
  
• SteveK greeted a soon-to-be navy officer at the reception with, "yeah, you are the one dating that chick with the massive teats, right?". Okay, he didn't say exactly that, but he may as well have. And they say that DanL is the most inappropriate cousin...
  
• Did y'all meet Rambo Furlani? Others will have to catalog exactly what he did at the bar. I have been told that he stole a nacho or two right off some guy's plate but otherwise was a belligerent all night.
  
• Speaking of physical confrontations, most of you missed Ryan getting thrown a good 15 feet at the bar by some young broad. I was right there but unfortunately didn't hear exactly what smooth line Ryan unleashed before the madame put two hands on him and sent him flying like a wet noodle. It was eerily a Seinfeldian moment (think Elaine).
  
• One complaint about the otherwise perfect wedding. How about when you first got in the yacht club, that long line of people trying to get in? It happens at every wedding. Old people spend an eternity trying to find their seat assignments. Note to fossils - first try to ascertain your last name, next phonetically impute the first letter, then go from there.
  
• Sarah's boyfriend Peetah must be on low carb organics or something. He's so skinny I expect to see him soon in Subway commercials.
  
• I am still waiting for a pic of MarkJr in his tux.
  
• Hey if Inez can make this wedding 3 days before birth, MoMerk should have to go home for Christmas/Kwanza, December 28th due date or not. When I confronted her with my suggestion, she retorted, "I deliver very fast". Well, I reminded her, we have plenty of medically certified people in the family. DrMark or DrTom could deliver her child. This inexplicably induced nausea in the lass. Mo don't be such a prude.
  
• Also this weekend we learned of DrMark's "sleep apnea". Apparently he brings a sleeping mask with him everywhere and two sets of ear plugs - one for him (so his own snoring doesn't wake himself up) and one for whomever he is sleeping with that night. In this weekend's case, it was for roommate TimL. I'll bet ten pesos that they smelled like Bolivian airline peanuts.
  
• KathyK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  

• KathyK proclaimed that she "won the contest". Though not quite remembering the actual details of said contest, I'll concede her the victory. This chick in blue just loved our entire family. As incontrovertible proof of that I'll offer the fact that she gave DrMark her number.
• By the way, Ryan did actually pee in Margarita's mailbox in full view of dozens of patrons - many of whom congratulated him later in the bar. There is a picture floating around that needs to be promptly sent to me.
• KathyK also insists on being listed in the next Fertile Family Women pool (link link), to which I most certainly will oblige. The pool will be reset shortly after Maggie officially announces that she is with child. I must say that she almost pulled the wool over everyone's eyes - nursing drinks all night. The dead giveaway for me was the realization that she wasn't acting as flagrantly stupid as she normally does at a wedding.
• TimL was wondering if someone could email him directions to Margarita's. And he also has some burning fetish for a Greek diner to which he needs directions as well.
• Though a good-sporting, resilient convalescent, I simply have to mention that Anne broke LizL's kitchen faucet. Not only am I ratting out my most devout co-blogger, I also took the handicapped room at the hotel.
• I want to thank LizL and MarkL for a wonderful brunch.

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