UJ Golf Lesson by Counterexample

This video should work. if the play button doesn't start it, then drag the marker to the right.

The cameraman was trying to offer some chipping pointers to UJ, but the hacker was very resistant, claiming that he "knew how to chip."

Cameraman's response: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHIP.....YOU SHOOT 105.

Now play this video to see a real golfer.

test

this video should work. if the play button doesn't start it, then drag the marker to the right.

Has Anyone Seen DrMark?

Can y'all believe that DrMark wouldn't go down and help his sister move into the new house?

Isn't there some unwritten rule on compulsory family move help (except in the case of back problems)?

Go ahead DrMark. Keep wandering aimlessly around Brokeback Mountain.

Final Standings

Vanda 3.5 wins
TimL 3 wins
DrMark 2 wins
DanL 2 wins
Kevin 2 wins
Helena 1.5 wins
Mo 1 win
DrTom 1 wins
Anne .5 wins
UJ .5 wins

Money (remember everyone started -$85)

Vanda +$90
TimL +$65
DrMark +$15
Kevin +$15
DanL +$15
Helena -$10
Mo -$35
DrTom -$35
Anne -$60
UJ - $60

TimL told me he would donate his winnings towards Anne's debt to help defray the cost of the unbelievable calendar she got us all.

The rest of these debts should be settled creatively. Maybe we all should chip in and get Vanda a new kitchen garbage can. She has had this one since the 80s.



We could get her some condiments?



And also a few boxes of Riunite.



Although I don't no where she would put them.

DrTom Avoids Total Embarrassment

Week 17 Results

DrTom 9-6-1
Anne 7-8-1
KevinM 7-8-1
TimL 6-9-1
UJ 6-9-1
Helena 6-9-1
Vanda 5-10-1
DanL 5-10-1
MoMerk 4-11-1
DrMark 0-16

Week 17

Saturday
Denver(+8.5)-----vs-----SAN DIEGO
OAKLAND(+8)-----vs-----NY Giants

Sunday
Arizona(+6.5)-----vs-----INDIANAPOLIS
CLEVELAND(+3)-----vs-----Baltimore
NY JETS(+1)-----vs-----Buffalo
ATLANTA(+4)-----vs-----Carolina
Chicago(+3)-----vs-----MINNESOTA
Cincinnati(+7)-----vs-----KANSAS CITY
Detroit(+16.5)-----vs-----PITTSBURGH
Miami(+6)-----vs-----NEW ENGLAND
New Orleans(+14)-----vs-----TAMPA BAY
SAN FRANCISCO(+2)-----vs-----Houston
Tennessee(+3.5)-----vs-----JACKSONVILLE
Seattle(+3)-----vs-----GREEN BAY
PHILADELPHIA(+7)-----vs-----Washington
Saint Louis(+12.5)-----vs-----DALLAS

Vanda won again taking the other side of her husband!!!!!

Vanda 10-5-1
Anne 9-6-1
UJ 9-6-1
TimL 9-6-1
MoMerk 9-6-1
DanL 8-7-1
KevinM 8-7-1
Helena 7-8-1
DrTom 5-10-1

DrMark submitted his picks on Monday so is disqualified and may be subject to diciplinary action.

Everyone should double-check my math since it was so close.

Week 16

The Stiff won again (TimL).


Saturday
Buffalo(+14)-----vs-----CINCINNATI
CLEVELAND(+7.5)-----vs-----Pittsburgh
KANSAS CITY(+1)-----vs-----San Diego
Tennessee(+5.5)-----vs-----MIAMI
HOUSTON(+6.5)-----vs-----Jacksonville
Detroit(+3)-----vs-----NEW ORLEANS
Dallas(+5)-----vs-----CAROLINA
NY Giants(+3)-----vs-----WASHINGTON
Atlanta(+3)-----vs-----TAMPA BAY
San Francisco(+9)-----vs-----ST LOUIS
Philadelphia(+1)-----vs-----ARIZONA
Indianapolis(+7.5)-----vs-----SEATTLE
Oakland(+13)-----vs-----DENVER

Sunday
GREEN BAY(+7.5)-----vs-----Chicago
Minnesota(+2.5)-----vs-----BALTIMORE

Monday
NY JETS(+5)-----vs-----New England

Through 15 weeks:

TimL 3 wins
Vanda 2.5 wins
DrMark 2 wins
DanL 2 wins
Kevin 2 wins
Helena 1.5 wins
Mo 1 win
Anne .5 wins
UJ .5 wins
DrTom 0 wins

Please every use this comment thread to publicize your Christmas/Kwanza plans.

A NEW JOB FOR JOE

Another exciting change for Joe Hurley in a year full of good things. A beautiful fiancee, a adorable nephew and what can we say about Mel, a bachelor for life who could not resist the charms of Joe's lovely mother?
Joe has a new job and it's a mouthful... a contract programmer analyst for PICIS and it has something to do with software for the ICU, ER & OR.
Congratulations Joe, we wish you well.

Week 15

Vanda won by picking the opposite of still winless DrTom but with New England as well.

Vanda 8-6-2
DrTom 7-7-2
TimL 7-7-2
UJ 7-7-2
Anne 6-8-2
MoMerk 6-8-2
Helena 6-8-2
Kevin 6-8-2
DanL 5-9-2
DrMark 0-16



Saturday Games
Tampa Bay(+4.5)-----vs-----NEW ENGLAND
Kansas City(+3)-----vs-----NY GIANTS
BUFFALO(+8.5)-----vs-----Denver

MINNESOTA(+3)-----vs-----Pittsburgh
San Diego(+7.5)-----vs-----INDIANAPOLIS
San Francisco(+14)-----vs-----JACKSONVILLE
TENNESSEE(+7.5)-----vs-----Seattle
HOUSTON(+1)-----vs-----Arizona
NY Jets(+7.5)-----vs-----MIAMI
NEW ORLEANS(+7.5)-----vs-----Carolina
Dallas(+3)-----vs-----WASHINGTON
DETROIT(+7)-----vs-----Cincinnati
Cleveland(+3)-----vs-----OAKLAND
Philadelphia(+3)-----vs-----ST LOUIS
Atlanta(+3)-----vs-----CHICAGO
BALTIMORE(+3)-----vs-----Green Bay

Week 14

Looks like the boys don't want to root for green-and-white losers like their dad.

DanL has come through again. Going 9-1 in the 1pm games to end up 12-3 so far.

Anne 11-4
TimL 10-5
MoMerk 10-5
Kev 9-6
Vanda 8-7
DrMark 8-7
Helena 7-8
DrTom 7-8
UJ 7-8

Anne and DanL both have Seattle tonight so the game doesn't really matter.

Tampa Bay (+5.5)-----vs-----CAROLINA
Buffalo(+3.5)-----vs-----NEW ENGLAND
St Louis(+7)-----vs-----MINNESOTA
Chicago(+6)-----vs-----PITTSBURGH
NY JETS(+3)-----vs-----Oakland
JACKSONVILLE(+8)-----vs-----Indianpolis
Houston(+6.5)-----vs-----TENNESSEE
Cleveland(+12)-----vs-----CINCINNATI
ARIZONA(+3)-----vs-----Washington
PHILADELPHIA(+5.5)-----vs-----NY GIANTS
San Francisco(+15.5)-----vs-----SEATTLE
Miami(+13.5)-----vs-----SAN DIEGO
Baltimore(+14)-----vs-----DENVER
Kansas City(+3)-----vs-----DALLAS
Detroit(+6)-----vs-----GREEN BAY
New Orleans(+10.5)-----vs-----ATLANTA

Little Mark Update

Wow. It is hard to believe that Little Joe is now an Uncle Joe.

Week 13

Finally DanL is victorious!!!!

I think "all favorites" would have been 12-4. Actually it would have been 13-3 if I hadn't switched NO and the Jets by accident. Who usually picked all favorites? Anne?


DanL 12-4
Kevin 10-6
Helena 10-6
Anne 9-7
UJ 9-7
DrMark 8-8
MoMerk 8-8
TimL 7-9
Vanda 5-11

DrTom is 11-5 assuming he had ATL and DEN on t-giving.



Buffalo(+4)-----vs-----MIAMI
Cincinnati(+4.5)-----vs-----PITTSBURGH
Houston(+8.5)-----vs-----BALTIMORE
Tennessee(+15)-----vs-----INDIANAPOLIS
CLEVELAND(+3)-----vs-----Jacksonville
Dallas(+3)-----vs-----NY GIANTS
Green Bay(+7)-----vs-----CHICAGO
DETROIT(+3)-----vs-----Minnesota
Atlanta(+3)-----vs-----CAROLINA
NEW ORLEANS(+3.5)-----vs-----Tampa Bay
SAN FRANCISCO(+3)-----vs-----Arizona
SAINT LOUIS(+3)-----vs-----Washington
NY Jets(+10)-----vs-----NEW ENGLAND
KANSAS CITY(+1.5)-----vs-----Denver
Oakland(+11)-----vs-----SAN DIEGO
PHILADELPHIA(+4)-----vs-----Seattle


Nobody took any pics at the Worcester Thanksgiving?

Week 12

Looks like DrMark ran away with it this week. Going into tonights game:

DrMark 10-5
Vanda 8-7
DanL 8-7
UJ 8-7
Helena 8-7
Anne 8-7
TimL 7-8
DrTom 7-8
KevinM 6-9
MoMerk 0-15

There are Thanksgiving games so picks need to be made, at least for those games, by gametime on Thursday.

Thursday
DETROIT(+3)-----vs-----Atlanta
DALLAS+2)-----vs-----Denver

New England(+3)-----vs-----KANSAS CITY
Baltimore(+9)-----vs-----CINCINNATI
BUFFALO(+4.5)-----VS-----Carolina
Chicago(+3)-----vs-----TAMPA BAY
WASHINGTON(+3)-----vs-----San Diego
Cleveland(+4)-----vs-----MINNESOTA
San Francisco(+7.5)-----vs-----TENNESSEE
HOUSTON(+3.5)-----vs-----Saint Louis
ARIZONA(+3.5)-----vs-----Jacksonville
Miami(+7)-----vs-----OAKLAND
NY Giants(+4.5)-----vs-----SEATTLE
Green Bay(+4.5)-----vs-----PHILADELPHIA
New Orleans(1.5+)-----vs-----NY JETS
Pittsburgh(+7.5)-----vs-----INDIANAPOLIS

Obviously lines will be updated later.

Week 11

CHICAGO(+3)-----vs-----Carolina
TENNESSEE(+4.5)-----vs-----Jacksonville
CINCINNATI(+5.5)-----vs-----Indianapolis
New Orleans(+9.5)-----vs-----NEW ENGLAND
Arizona(+9.5)-----vs-----SAINT LOUIS
Tampa Bay(+6)-----vs-----ATLANTA
Oakland(+6)-----vs-----WASHINGTON
Detroit(+8)-----vs-----DALLAS
Philadelphia(+7)-----vs-----NY GIANTS
Miami(+1.5)-----vs-----CLEVELAND
SAN FRANCISCO(+12.5)-----vs-----Seattle
Buffalo(+10.5)-----vs-----SAN DIEGO
NY Jets(+13.5)-----vs-----DENVER
BALTIMORE(+5.5)-----vs-----Pittsburgh
HOUSTON(+6.5)-----vs-----Kansas City
Minnesota(+4.5)-----vs-----GREEN BAY

Week 10

Kansas City(+3)-----vs-----BUFFALO
TAMPA BAY(+1)-----vs-----Washington
MIAMI(+2.5)-----vs-----New England
San Francisco(+12.5)-----vs-----CHICAGO
Minnesota(+10)-----vs-----NY GIANTS
Arizona(+4)-----VS-----DETROIT
Baltimore(+7)-----vs-----JACKSONVILLE
Houston(+17.5)-----vs-----INDIANAPOLIS
NY Jets(+9)-----vs-----CAROLINA
OAKLAND(+3)-----vs-----Denver
St Louis(+6.5)-----vs-----SEATTLE
Green Bay(+9)-----vs-----ATLANTA
Cleveland(+8)-----vs-----PITTSBURGH
Dallas(+3)-----vs-----PHILADELPHIA


Notice almost all of the HOME teams are favored. I will update the lines tomorrow.

Week 9

MINNESOTA(+1.5)-----vs-----Detroit
NY JETS(+6.5)-----vs-----San Diego
Tennessee(+3)-----vs-----CLEVELAND
Oakland(+5)-----vs-----KANSAS CITY
NEW ORLEANS(+3)-----vs-----Chicago
BALTIMORE(+3)-----vs-----Cincinnati
TAMPA BAY(+1.5)-----vs-----Carolina
Houston(+13)-----vs-----JACKSONVILLE
MIAMI(+2)-----vs-----Atlanta
SAN FRANCISCO(+10.5)-----vs-----NY Giants
ARIZONA(+4)-----vs-----Seattle
GREEN BAY(+6)-----vs-----Pittsburgh
Philadelphia(+2)-----vs-----WASHINGTON
NEW ENGLAND(+3.5)-----vs-----Indianapolis

These lines will be updated. Waiting on a pumpkin pic from DrMark for this post.

Last week, Kev won.

Kev 9-5
UJ 8-6
MoMerk 8-6
DrMark 8-6
Anne 7-7
DanL 6-8
Helena 6-8
DrTom 5-9
TimL 5-9
Vanda 4-10

UPDATE: Pics from DrMark's pumpkin carving "festival".

The winning carving.



A couple of DrMark's "friends", Tito and Julio, from the festival.

Can DrMark Be Any Less Heterosexual?

My mom is away on business so my dad called DrMark and asked if he wanted to get together tonight to watch the game (BC/Virgina Tech) and grab something to eat.

DrMark: I can't tonight.

MyDad: Why not?

DrMark: I am going to something very gay tonight.

MyDad: What?

DrMark: I can't tell you....you'll make fun of me.

MyDad: What is it?

DrMark: It is a pumpkin carving party...but there is beer too.

MyDad: Oh, that sounds swell....I wouldn't make fun of you for that.

Posted by LittleJohn




I wonder if DrMark voted for the guy who uttered this about too much emphasis on technologies.....

“associated more with males than females…and ways to dominate nature receive more attention than ways to work with nature....part of the solution for the environmental crisis may well lie in our ability to achieve a better balance between the sexes, leavening the dominant male perspective with a healthier respect for female ways of experiencing the world.” (Al Gore)

Week 8

Washington(+2)-----vs-----NYGIANTS
Green Bay(+9)-----vs-----CINCINNATI
Chicago(+3)-----vs-----DETROIT
Minnesota(+8)-----vs-----CAROLINA
Oakland(+3)-----vs-----TENNESSEE
Arizona(+9)-----vs-----DALLAS
Cleveland(+2)-----vs-----HOUSTON
Miami(+2)-----vs-----NEW ORLEANS
Jacksonville(+2)-----vs-----ST LOUIS
Kansas City(+6)-----vs-----SAN DIEGO
SAN FRANCISCO(+11)-----vs-----Tampa Bay
Philadelphia(+3.5)-----vs-----DENVER
Buffalo(+9)-----vs-----NEW ENGLAND
Baltimore(+10)-----vs-----PITTSBURGH


Helena ran away with Week 7, final standings were:

Helena 11-3
DrTom 10-4
TimL 8-6
Anne 8-6
UJ 7-7
DanL 7-7
Vanda 7-7
MoMerk 6-8
Kev 0-14
DrMark 0-14

Week 7

MoMerk blew everyone away last week with 11 wins.

New Orleans(+3)-----vs-----ST LOUIS
MINNESOTA(+1.5)-----vs-----Green Bay
HOUSTON(+15.5)-----vs-----Indianapolis
Pittsburgh(+1)-----vs-----CINCINNATI
San Diego(+3.5)-----vs-----PHILADELPHIA
Kansas City(+1.5)-----vs-----MIAMI
Detroit(+3)-----vs-----CLEVELAND
San Francisco(+13)-----vs-----WASHINGTON
Dallas(+3)-----vs-----SEATTLE
Buffalo(+3)-----vs-----OAKLAND
Baltimore(+1)-----vs-----CHICAGO
Tennessee(+3.5)-----vs-----ARIZONA
Denver(+1.5)-----vs-----NY GIANTS
NY Jets(+7)-----vs-----ATLANTA

Again, the lines will be updated later in the week.

Some pics I took from Nana's and scanned. The last one is a classic.

Wedding Weekend

By the early exit polls, Julie and Mel's wedding has been voted an unqualified success.



(I didn't get a good pic of just Julie and Mel so maybe someone can send me or Anne one.)

Highlights of the wedding were the newlyweds vowing to accept children from God, Uncle John getting yelled at by the wench barmaid, Wayne quietly absconding with all of the centerpieces, everybody shushing Maureen's loud children, Uncle John showing Colin how to rub cake in his hair,



...DrMark bringing a likeable date, the excellent food, and Vanda signing a card, in typical "punctually challenged" Mullins fashion after the reception (5:12 pm - but who is counting?).



There are plenty more pics and excellent commentary of this weekend. click here and click here.

Family Milestone

Sarah now has a real job. She has just started as Applications Specialist at the same company as Joey. We wish you luck in your new endeavor.

WEEK 6

The Stiff won again!!! But he split it with UJ, the original Stiff.

TimL 8-6
UnJohn 8-6
Anne 7-7
DrTom 7-7
Vanda 7-7
Helena 6-8
DanL 6-8
Kev 6-8
MoMerk 4-10
DrMark 0-14



NY Giants(+3.5)-----vs-----DALLAS
Carolina(+1)-----vs-----DETROIT
NEW ORLEANS(+4.5)-----vs-----Atlanta
Minnesota(+3)-----vs-----CHICAGO
Washington(+5.5)-----vs-----KANSAS CITY
TENNESSEE(+3)-----vs-----Cincinnati
Jacksonville(+3)-----vs-----PITTSBURGH
Cleveland(+5.5)-----vs-----BALTIMORE
Miami(+4.5)----vs-----TAMPA BAY
New England(+3)-----vs-----DENVER
NY Jets(+3)-----vs-----BUFFALO
OAKLAND(+3)-----vs-----San Diego
Houston(+9.5)-----vs-----SEATTLE
Saint Louis(+13)-----vs-----INDIANAPOLIS

These lines will be updated later in the week.

TOM ON THE MEND

Dr. Tom is coming home today after having surgery this week. He is on the mend and before we know it he will be boring us to death with his experience and Vanda will, once again, have the above look on her face.

Week 5

Chicago(+3)-----vs-----CLEVELAND
New Orleans(+3)-----vs-----GREEN BAY
NY JETS(+3.5)-----vs----- Tampa Bay
Seattle(+3)-----vs-----SAINT LOUIS
New England(+2.5)-----vs-----ATLANTA
Miami(+2.5)-----vs-----BUFFALO
Baltimore(+1.5)-----vs-----DETROIT
Tennessee(+3)-----vs-----HOUSTON
SAN FRANCISCO(+14)-----vs-----Indianapolis
ARIZONA(+3)-----vs----- Carolina
DALLAS(+3.5)-----vs-----Philadelphia
Washington(+7)-----vs-----DENVER
Cincinnati(+2.5)-----vs-----JACKSONVILLE
Pittsburgh(+3)-----vs-----SAN DIEGO






Kevin won last week with a very impressive 11-3 record. That would have won another pool that I am in that has over 100 people in it.

Kevin 11-3
UJohn 10-4
Helena 9-5
DrTom 9-5
DanL 8-6
MoMerk 7-7
Anne 7-7
Vanda 7-7
DrMark 3-11
TimL 0-14

Congrats to MarkJr on his Baptism. By all accounts it seems like his dad is doing a great job. Vanda, can we do a flower collection for MarkSr? I shouldn't have to remind everyone that pregnancy, birth, and child rearing are much tougher on the father.

The moms get all of the sympathy and on top of that they get to deliver the kid, enjoy breast feeding, AND they get to buy all new clothes!!!!

Persistent paternal marginalization is a black eye on modern society.