This webmaster recently had dinner with Mark . Mark turned the dinner into a monologue on his dating/social life. I interrupted and proposed that maybe he date a "professional" woman that wasn't a communist. That suggestion was completely brushed aside.
Mark has also said that he won't date any girl beyond size 6 or that is from Worcester. I guess the fact that almost all of his family (including his parents) grew up in Worcester is lost on him.
Does anyone else have suggestions for him? After all, dating decisions shouldn't be left to him anymore - he had his chances.
8 comments:
i suggest that he switches to more low fat snacks to attract the size 6 chicks.
tim are you "anonymous"?
I am not "anonymous"
kev, enough with the revisionist history. i remember "cheetos" was actually an in-season tubular vegetable.
i am not sure that mark is web-savvy enough to acutally find this blog via the hyperlink i sent him, but i would go easy on him if i were you.
doesn't he have a speech to give on the BIG DAY?
Leave Mark alone.....
anonymous advice will be summarily dismissed.
True to the Kormanski history of being careful with money, I would like to send Mark a $1.00 off coupon for cheez doodles. I'll mail it if I don't see Mark at the 4th cookout.
Anne
I'm trying to figure out how not to come up as anonymous. Let's see if this works.
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