Joey Flattens a Dork and the Inadvertent Profundity of Uncle John

I bought a scanner and last week helped my mother declutter her basement. This post is the immediate result.



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This was the famous quote list that was on our fridge many years ago.


"They wrong understood me...."

"No, no, ...They Seven...."

"I'll have deep-shit pizza...."

"Well, I'm not here....."

".....Brontasaurus Rex...."

"Get your bird bodies out of here...."

"For where???..."

"You are stunk, Tim...."

"I have got to do make phone calls....."

"Once and for all, will you stop picking your nose Tim!!!!!!"

"Danny, did you do farting????...."

"....The University of UCONN...."

"Reality is reality and there's nothing you can do about it...."

"Who's the father????...."

"....With these hands, I did wrap...."

"What are they doing, shrinking her????...."

"I am most certainly do....."

"I am the Resurrection tomorrow...."

"....You bet your rear-end mirror....."

"....Don't put your Drano on me...."

I had two more quotes on another sheet that wouldn't scan.


"....I know what's in your small mind...."

and the winner,

"Dad, I'm growing - it happens.....No, Tim, shit happens...."